A streaker ran past two nuns...........?

Question

.........One had a stroke, the other one couldn't quite reach

Answer 1

yep just laughed my socks off.

Answer 2

A plane crashes in the dessert and the only survivors are three Nuns. All they can salvage from the wreckage of the plane is a small bag of flour. They're walking through the dessert trying to find a village or refuge from the baking hot sun for four days without any luck. They haven't eaten for days when one of the Nuns comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we put the flour in a hole in the sand and pee on it the let the sun bake it into a loaf of bread". So they take it in turns to pee on the flour. First Nun comes up and "Hhhhhhhnnnnnhhhhh" nothing. Second Nun tries "Ooooooooohhhaaaahhhhh" not a drop. Third Nun goes "Mmmmaaaaaaa" she farts and blows all the flour away while the other two Nuns piss themselves laughing.

Answer 3

2 nuns driving along the road. Dracula jumps out in front of the car. Mother Superior who is driving turns to the other nun in the passenger seat and says, 'Quickly sister, show him your cross.' The nun winds down the window and shouts 'hey freak! Get out of the fockin way you usless piece of sh1t'!!'

Answer 4

very reliable 2nuns have been geting raped via 2 adult males 1st nun prayed ho lord 4give him 4 he does not be attentive to what he's doing 2d nun shouts out thank you lord 4 this one million is conscious what he`s doing 2 reliable

Answer 5

"Poor lad," said one of the nuns to the other, "I guess the father and son just had to have faith about the holy ghost!"

Answer 6

Gave me a little giggle

Answer 7

Nice, I always appreciate a good one-liner. Well done.

Answer 8

You did get a little smile out of me.

Answer 9

Short arms can be a real bummer.

Answer 10

Nice lol