A farmer plows up an old copper lamp.
He takes the lamp back to his farm house and begins to polish it up when out pops a genie.
"Master," says the genie, "I will grant you 3 wishes."
The farmer thinks for a bit and then says, "I want a face as handsome as Elvis."
"As you wish, master."
BOOM! his face transforms into a very handsome face.
"Next, I would like you to fill my living room with money," says the farmer.
"As you wish, master."
BOOM! his living room fills with money.
The farmer thinks about his third wish, as he is thinking he looks out the window and begins to grin.
"Genie," says the farmer, "Give me 'one' like the horse up on the hill."
The genie also grins, "As you wish, master."
BOOM! The farmer looks down to see a huge vagina form between his legs.
2006-11-26 08:10:39 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great
2006-11-26 08:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's very powerful ...funny only if you can share the laugh with the farmer...........because "we" know when the farmer looked out the window he saw a stallion! Ya gotta love the ride...
2006-11-26 16:15:40 · answer #2 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG scoop me of the floor after that one LMAO thumbs up
2006-11-27 05:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10
2006-11-27 08:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good build up, shame about the ending
2006-11-27 05:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I had a vagina
2006-11-27 03:43:41 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omigod! Wasn't expecting that punchline...funny.
2006-11-26 16:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His third wish was a sex change.
2006-11-26 16:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Claddagh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch that funny. hahahehe. rolf
2006-11-26 18:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where the hell you get them ploppy that was the best
2006-11-26 17:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats terrible!
2006-11-26 16:43:44 · answer #11 · answered by Arlette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋