why we split up
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending:
$65.00 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color,
$30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothes
and $600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
2006-11-21 04:33:40 · 9 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!! thats funny!!!!
2006-11-21 04:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha yeah I don't think she is either.... But there are plenty of females who like beer to make you nicer too!!!!! Lol.
2006-11-21 12:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know this isn't the point, but where the hell does she go that a manicure and pedicure is seventy dollars?!?!
2006-11-21 12:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by Lezalicious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh come on !!if she has an ultimate sense of humour,she will!!
if it was really a joke, right?u didnt mean it!!?
it was a quite good one have to admit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take care!
ps and if she isnt coming,"next one plaese!"
2006-11-21 12:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
women, cant live with em, cant hitch em to a plow anymore
2006-11-21 12:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think she is coming back either
2006-11-21 12:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's kinda selfish. but it's funny too:))
2006-11-21 12:38:24 · answer #7 · answered by powerpuffgirl_2332 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one! =)
2006-11-21 12:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by KRH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is great! and so true!
2006-11-21 12:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋