How did the blonde explain her helicoptor accident?
2006-11-13 16:59:24 · 13 answers · asked by Daddy's Girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She said it was getting cold so she turned off the ceiling fan
2006-11-13 17:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like blonde jokes.....very much........Do you?
Then, rate this one:
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
2006-11-14 07:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde: whats a helicoptor?
Here's another good blonde joke
three women were fugitives with the police closing in so they hide in a farm. one, a red head hides with the cows, another, a brunette, hides with the sheep, the last, a blonde, hides with lthe lima beans. the police enter the farm and go to the cow pasture, all they hear is the "moo" of the cows. So they go to the sheep, all they hear is the "baa" of the sheep. so they go to the lima beans and they hear "lima bean, lima bean"
2006-11-14 01:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the fan.
2006-11-14 02:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by Highly Envious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a Change , She found the fan was making too much of noise, so it was swithced off !!!
2006-11-14 01:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan. XD
2006-11-14 01:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by xjellybeAnsx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her hair was getting messed up so she turned down the fan.
2006-11-14 01:10:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fans were distracting her, so she turned them off!
2006-11-14 01:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by xeelxellx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she got cold and turned off the fan ( the propellers) LOL
2006-11-14 01:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by *SexXyLuV* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she woke up and go out of the house... and never thought that she would fall..... after she woke up.. she already had bandages all over her body...
2006-11-14 01:03:07 · answer #10 · answered by bugi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋