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The bad news is____________

2006-10-28 13:41:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

The bad news is the Martians have landed! The good news is they eat Republicans and piss gasoline!

2006-10-28 13:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

The bad news is your boyfriend cheated on you. The good news is that he now has herpes. The bad news is that now you have herpes too. The good news is that you've just won a lifetime supply of Valtrex.

2006-10-28 15:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The bad news is we couldn't find any weapons of mass destruction.. the good news is.... sorry what was the question?

2006-10-28 13:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by steven d 3 · 0 1

that I had an accident .....the good news is I only hit the garage and the house if untouched

2006-10-28 13:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0 0

the bad news is that george bush has been re-elected

2006-10-28 14:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you're the father.
but the good news is i just saved alot of money by switching to geico.

2006-10-28 13:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by leafy_c2i2 4 · 3 0

you only have 6 months to live and there is no cure

2006-10-29 10:49:14 · answer #7 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 0 0

there is no bad news

2006-10-28 13:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by   6 · 2 0

bad

2006-10-28 15:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

your gums are rotten and all your teeth are going to fall out

2006-10-28 14:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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