You have to enter the witness protection program in order to save your life from angry mobsters.
You are forced to choose a new identity.
Now the bad news:
1. You must live in a life of poverty
2. You can only choose a new identity from the following people:
For women:
1. Janet Reno
2. Martha Stewart
3. Amanda Lepore
For men:
1. Michael Jackson
2. Danny DeVito
3. Woody Allen
Remember you must choose from the list! Good luck.
2006-10-28 07:34:15 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
SOME BAD CHOICES.. i'd go for amanda ~` it's a prettier name!! like my daughter's!!
2006-10-28 08:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woody Allen
2006-10-28 07:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by UT FAN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be Martha Stewart. She can survive on nuts and berrys. I would hope to run into someone who picked Woody Allen. A poor Martha could use the humor of a Woody Allen!
2006-10-28 07:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by emotional blonde 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Danny DeVito
2006-10-28 07:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by AL 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a woman, but i would choose Woody Allen. nobody will ever notice, anyway, lol
2006-10-28 07:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would choose Amanda Lepore
2006-10-28 07:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Woody Allen. Only because I get to bang my daughter. Legally.
2006-10-28 07:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Have never heard of any of the females on your list but it would be no.2.as her name sounds good and I wouldn't want to be a man. lol :-)
2006-10-28 08:46:56 · answer #8 · answered by L M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amanda Lepore
i pick her because her name sounds nice!!
2006-10-28 07:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by :) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heck, I'm already living in poverty....that's no big deal.....P
But to have to choose from those women? Damn, dude, that SUX!
Hmm......Amanda Lepore, I guess.â¥
2006-10-28 07:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋