2006-10-28 07:03:21 · 8 answers · asked by yakkydoc 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The doctor took Dan into the room and said "Dan, I have some good news and some Bad news."
"Oh,no. Give me the good news ,I guess" replied Dan.
"They're going to name a disease after you."
2006-10-28 07:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asking for a good clean joke about a Doctor , in itself is a good Joke !!! Ha Ha Ha ...I will also wait for ...if you get any !!! All the best !
2006-10-28 07:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old man goes to the doctor one day. Being very nervous about the visit he takes his wife along. The doc says I am gonna need a stool sample, a urine sample and a semen sample. The old man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "what did he say"? The wife says.... "He said give him your underwear"!
I posted this 2 days ago. I hope you like it.
2006-10-28 07:13:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why are doctores good at writting in cursufth B/C they like curcing
2006-10-28 07:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nurse goes up to a doctor and says "doctor why do you have a thermometer behind your ear" the doctor reaches up to feel and then says "damn! some asshole has my pen!"
2006-10-28 07:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
a teenage girl is being examined by their physician. he instructs,''big breaths'' to which she replies,''yeath , and am only thixteen''.
2006-10-28 07:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by fleur 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i don't but i'd like to learn some too.
2006-10-28 07:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-28 07:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋