a man told 3 men to do something bad then drink some holy water to forgive them.the1man said he stole jewlry.and the man said drink the holy water.the2man said he got in a fight.and the man said go drink the holy water.the3man said I pied in the holy water.
2006-10-26 08:48:23 · 22 answers · asked by betty boop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA
2006-10-26 08:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes...very funny. Here's another one.
A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint. After a while, a little lizzard came by and asked him what he was doing. The koala told him he was smoking a joint and asked if the lizard wanted to join him. The lizard accepted the invitation, climbed up the tree, and started sharing the joint with the koala.
After a while, the lizard said he was thirsty, and the koala told him to go down to the river to have a drink. In the process of climbing out of the tree, the lizard fell off the branch and fell into the river. Along came a crocodile who asked the lizard why he fell in the river. The lizard explained that he and the koala were up in the tree getting high and told the crocodile that he could join them if he wanted.
The crocodile accepted the invitation and went over to the tree. From the ground he shouted up to the koala, "Hey you!." The koala looked down to see what all of the fuss was about and said, "Dude, how much water did you drink?"
2006-10-26 15:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very FUNNY!
Check out mine:
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I believe I Can Fly')
â« I believe I can die, â«
â« I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, â«
â« All I wanted was a popsicle, â«
â« Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . â«
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
2006-10-29 01:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever. Reminds me of the time the teacher called me in to say that my son had peed in the swimming pool. "Well" I said, "Lots of kids do that."
"Yes," She says, "But not off the top diving board."
2006-10-26 15:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's been funny ever since the third grade when I first heard it.
2006-10-26 15:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by pdkflyguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute sort of funny.
2006-10-26 16:08:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny in like 5th grade!
2006-10-26 15:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by aluminum22rocker 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewww! Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-10-26 15:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was when it wasnt told the billionth time
2006-10-26 15:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Trina T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny, but not lol funny
2006-10-26 15:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really, the joke is kind of lame. I didn't even smile when I read the joke....
2006-10-26 15:50:13 · answer #11 · answered by cherry_kissez376 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋