A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are ok. The Surgeon decides to keep the the bullets in because it is too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years and then one duaghter walks into the room in tears. "Whats wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and a bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's ok and explains what happened 16 years before.
About a week later the 2nd daughter walks into the room in tears, "Mam, I was having a wee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years before.
A week later the son walks into the room in tears. "It's ok", says the mam, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out!"
"No" says the boy, "I was having a w*** and I shot the dog!"
2006-10-26 08:41:30 · 14 answers · asked by irosheyes 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLZ ! Thats a new one..
2006-10-26 08:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by whatever 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2006-10-26 09:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! But what curse word starts with a "W"?
2006-10-26 08:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a real good joke, but it was on here before several days ago.
2006-10-26 09:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one before!! Classic!! See the damage you boys can do when you are misbehaving!!!
2006-10-26 22:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.. Oh man that was awesome.. i just cant stop laughing.. im just dying to tell this to everyone around me....
Peace'
2006-10-26 08:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by rdx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one. Well done keep them coming
2006-10-26 21:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 made me giggle
2006-10-26 08:46:05 · answer #8 · answered by lippylisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just heard that one a while ago,it was funny
2006-10-26 11:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!...i almost pis*ed maself laughing...gots me mum gigglin too!!..nice one!..=)
2006-10-29 01:16:38 · answer #10 · answered by MickeyMouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋