A bartender was working one day when a group of blondes enter the bar. They order a couple drinks and gather around a table chanting "51 days! 51 days!" Soon another group of blondes enter the bar and do the same, all the while chanting "51 days! 51 days!" The bartender became confused but didn't bother asking. Soon another blonde walks in with some sort of picture under her arm and joins the rest. The bartender becomes very curious so he waits until the shouting dies down and walks over to the table. The picture he saw was a children’s puzzle that was glued to cardboard. He asks what was with all the chanting. A blonde answers, "The box of this puzzle says 2-4 yrs. we finished it in 51 days!!"
This blonde is the middle of an open field rowing a boat. anohter blonde drives up and pulls off the road. the blonde in the car got out and walked to the edge of the field and yelled "it's blondes like you that give us a bad name and if I could swim id come out there and kick your butt"
2006-10-26 08:30:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's a blonde brunette and a red head and there stranded on a island and they fond a bottle and the rubbed it and a genie popped out and said I will give each 1 wish. So the red head wished I wish I was home and poof she was Gone, The Brunette wish the same thing and Poof she was Gone!! And the blonde says I wish my friends were back here so we could figure out how to get home!
A blonde calls her boyfriend in tears. "Please come help me! I can't get this puzzel put together and there's tons of peices!" The boyfriend goes to her house. "What's the puzzle supposed to be?" he asks. "Well, the box says it's supposed to be a tiger," the blonde answers as she holds up the box of Frosted flakes.
Have you heard of the blond that sold her car for gas money?
2006-10-26 08:49:30 · update #1
HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Very good :O)
2006-10-26 08:32:53 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that was great. The second one really made me laugh. You better be careful though, some blonde might report you for hurting her feelings. HA!
2006-10-26 15:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both were funny but liked the 1st one better!
2006-10-26 15:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by Txfroggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I get the first one, but not the second one.
2006-10-26 15:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones.
2006-10-26 16:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not too bad
8/10
2006-10-26 16:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are re-runs. We need new material
2006-10-26 15:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by hondo1974 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Meh. They were okay. The first one was better.
2006-10-26 15:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-26 15:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by M S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So Corny.
2006-10-26 15:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by seek_fulfill 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1st one's funny.
2nd one I've heard.
Thx, work is boring today.
2006-10-26 15:32:59 · answer #11 · answered by jirstan2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋