A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.
He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
2006-10-26 08:15:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my word, that is wayyyyyyyyyy too much. Thanks for the laugh. :O)
2006-10-26 08:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good and it reminds me of a true story. A friend worked in a factory in the 1960's and one of the guys was always boasting about what he did with his girlfriend. Someone asked where she lived and when he told them the street another guy said "Hey, I live in that street, what's her name? I might know her." Turned out he did, she was his daughter.
2006-10-26 08:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep ever seen that airline commercial that publicizes "wanna wreck out?" No quantity of prayer ought to help this boy out of the placement, yet ought to consistent with hazard ease the rigidity down a notch.
2016-12-08 21:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by picart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2006-10-26 08:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa is he going to get into trouble! Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-10-26 08:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! :) That was funny and sexy at the same time. Who can argue with that?
2006-10-26 08:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by shaydn e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.....good one!
2006-10-26 08:37:32 · answer #7 · answered by Txfroggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee hee
2006-10-26 08:20:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolo
2006-10-26 08:17:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-26 08:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by RAMI912 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋