Both were in their ninties with good health other than normal aging signs like sight loss, hearing loss, false teeth and so on. They had a big wedding right down to the flower girl, ring bearer and hotel room to top off the night. Sitting at the end of the bed the old man said "Honey I am going to step in the bathroom and slip into something more comfy and I would like for you to do the same." The old lady pulled out this red feather boa, red stockings, garter belt, high heels and so on. Looking in the mirror she thought NOT TO BAD for an old lady then wondered if she was as limber so she sat down and threw her leg over her head and it got stuck in the headboard. About that time the old man stepped out of the bathroom leaving his glasses behind and said "Hot damn honey the least you could have done was combed your hair and put your teeth in."
2006-10-26 08:01:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a good one. :O)
2006-10-26 08:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 10:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-26 08:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by whatever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaww!! LOL. LOL. Bad! Bad! Bad!...........but oh, so funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great evening.
2006-10-30 05:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! Talk about ruined! ^_^
2006-10-26 08:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-26 08:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by just me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah ohhh man that made me chuckle [=
2006-10-26 08:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by Lexee M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee hee
2006-10-26 08:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-26 08:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha haha hahahahahhahah
2006-10-26 08:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by jhinkle:0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, gross, but funny
2006-10-26 08:10:05 · answer #11 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋