A duck waddles into a hardware store, goes up to the clerk and asks, "got any duckfeed?"
The clerk curtly says,"no," and goes about his business.
Next day, the duck comes into the hardware store and asks again, "got any duckfeed?"
The clerk says, "I told you yesterday, we don't have any duckfeed and we still don't today."
The duck leaves, but returns the next day.
"Got any duckfeed," the duck asks the clerk.
The Clerk fumes, "Look. I told you we don't have any duckfeed. If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor."
The duck leaves. But returns the next day, yet again.
He asks the Clerk, "got any nails?"
The clerk stammered and said, "no, but we're expecting a shipment this afternoon."
Then the duck asked, "got any duckfeed?"
2006-10-26 07:58:08 · 21 answers · asked by Finnegan 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 07:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i know that 1 except the duck asks 4 grapes and the bartender says ill staple ur wings 2 the floor
2006-10-26 19:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by The Lovely Ladies of Soccer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-26 15:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee! But I did hear of this joke about 3 times before though! ^_^
2006-10-26 15:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*sigh* why must ducks never learn that hardware stores do not sell duckfeed.
2006-10-26 15:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by CG27 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one smart duck!!
2006-10-26 15:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha its the best joke ive ever heard in my life!...NOT!!!
this is just one of the first answers by saint Jimmy Wazza 4812 since i got my accounts cancelled
2006-10-26 14:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by saint_jimmy_is_back!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's still a good one
2006-10-26 14:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow I have not heard tha tone since like firstgrade... haha I am not saying its bad its just amusing. it was amusing then, it is amusing now. it will most likely be amusing in the future.
2006-10-26 15:00:27 · answer #9 · answered by Lexee M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one always Quacks me up.
2006-10-26 15:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋