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there was once a man from Nantuteck... never heard what comes after

2006-10-26 07:56:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

oops, misspell, Nantuket

2006-10-26 07:56:40 · update #1

9 answers

The original went like this:
There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man--
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket

It has since gone through various changes, some of them cute, some vulgar:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dong was so long he could @%#?$! it
Said he with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a %$#!! I could #&@?! it."

2006-10-26 07:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There are subsequent verses:

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(The man and the girl with the bucket)
And he said to the man,
"You're welcome to Nan,"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset
Where he still held the cash as an asset
And Nan and the man
stole the money and ran
And as for the bucket, Manhasset

2006-10-26 15:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man--

2006-10-26 15:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by whatever 4 · 0 0

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose D*ck was so big he could s*ck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a c*nt I would f*ck it."

2006-10-26 14:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

There was a man from Nantucket
Who bucked sucked f@cked dug it etc., etc.!

http://www.willyblues.com/

2006-10-26 15:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

that is just the beginging of many joke., like the knock,knock jokes.

2006-10-26 14:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Me 6 · 0 0

Whose name is Perixe.

2006-10-26 14:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by rdx 2 · 0 1

Who found a hole in his bucket....

2006-10-26 14:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by laurie 2 · 0 1

me neither

2006-10-26 14:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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