Blair goes to Scotland
Tony Blair is being shown round an Edinburgh hospital and enters a ward
full of patients with no apparent signs of injury. He approaches the first
and says 'how are you today?' the guy replies
'Fair fa' you honest sonsie face,
Great Chieftain o' the puddin' race
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe or thaim,
Weel are ye wordy o' a' grace, As lang's me arm.'
Tony, confused, grins and moves on to the next patient and offers the same
greeting, to which the guy says
'Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wid eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
So say the Lord be thankit.'
Tony's getting really baffled now, but moves on again and asks another
patient how he's doing - receives reply
'Wee sleekit, cow'r'in' tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi bickerin' brattle!'
Finally exasperated, Tony turns to the doctor and says 'what is this, a
mental ward?'
'No,' says the doctor, 'It's the Serious Burns Unit"
2006-10-26 07:53:00 · 18 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was pure dead brill doll, only fair to gie ye wan
A wee boy - Dominic - is walking down the road in his brand new celtic track suit and brand new trainers, he has one lace of his trainer done up tidy and the other is trailing behind him
A big guy stops him and says "nice trainers" and Dominic replies "Aye Stonkin' eh" the big guy points that the lace is not tied up and wee Dominic takes the huff "s'meant to be yon way big man, the instructions 'ron the trainers"
"Wit" says the big yin
"Aye" says Domoinic taking off his shoe and showing it to the guy "See" and on the bottom of the trainer is, wait for it..
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TAIWAN.
2006-10-26 08:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2006-10-26 15:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by da 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke but rikki fuklton beat u to it,he did a sketch on scotch and wry years and years ago, but its still funny so top marks
2006-10-26 15:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and why would it be in edinburgh would it not be more likely to be in an ayrshire hospital like the one i trained at -ballochmyle(only its private houses now)
2006-10-26 15:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny, enjoyed that.
2006-10-26 17:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
akida neu
2006-10-26 14:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by dobbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol aye i like it
2006-10-26 15:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-26 14:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's 'braw'
2006-10-26 15:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by jammers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee hee
2006-10-26 15:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋