Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly
gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his
feet--who insisted he didn't need any help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel
him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting
him.
I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom
changing out of her hospital gown."
2006-10-26 07:46:48 · 32 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol best joke i have heard all night. Thanks for cheering me up.
2006-10-26 07:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Laura Pick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, there is this one too.
In the same hospital thing this event happened.
One day "I thought, Jesop that you wanted yesterday afternnon off because you were seeing you're dentist? 'Thats right, sir.' 'S how come i saw you coming out f United's Ground at the end of the game with a guy?'
'That was my dentist.'
Peace'
2006-10-26 07:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by rdx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny, not a rolling belly laugh though.
2006-10-26 08:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ,the real situations are often the funniest.Made me smile.
2006-10-26 07:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by wozza.lad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good 1
2006-10-26 07:48:10 · answer #5 · answered by wac_coach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-10-26 07:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by dobbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I smiled.
2006-10-26 07:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by Brite Tiger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-26 07:49:15 · answer #8 · answered by scottyirish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2006-10-26 07:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by dermotsuks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-10-26 07:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by darkangel1111 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeppers made me laugh..
2006-10-26 07:50:09 · answer #11 · answered by misshardhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋