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Paddy: me feet are freezin mate, nip up stairs and get me slippers wud yer? ' no problem ' replies Murphy and runs upstairs only to find Paddy's two stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed. Murphy: hello der girls, yer dad sent me up here to sh*g both of yer. ' f*ck off yer liar' replied the girls. 'ok I'll prove it' replies Murphy and shouts down the stairs "both of them Pat?"
Paddy: ofcourse! whats the use of f*ckin one of them.

2006-10-26 07:40:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

hilarious

2006-10-28 01:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thank you, i got the first half of that this am by txt,
been wondering about the rest all day, nice one.

2006-10-26 16:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by bigbro 2 · 0 0

nice one
(d'ya know where paddy lives by any chance?)

2006-10-26 14:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like that one lol

2006-10-28 06:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

Lmfao! and I'm Irish:)

2006-10-26 14:48:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice one

2006-10-26 14:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny

2006-10-26 14:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by sky l 2 · 0 0

tee hee hee

2006-10-26 14:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol funny

2006-10-26 14:43:32 · answer #9 · answered by lisa h 2 · 0 0

SINNER. Not funny

2006-10-26 14:54:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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