Paddy: me feet are freezin mate, nip up stairs and get me slippers wud yer? ' no problem ' replies Murphy and runs upstairs only to find Paddy's two stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed. Murphy: hello der girls, yer dad sent me up here to sh*g both of yer. ' f*ck off yer liar' replied the girls. 'ok I'll prove it' replies Murphy and shouts down the stairs "both of them Pat?"
Paddy: ofcourse! whats the use of f*ckin one of them.
2006-10-26
07:40:49
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