Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to take a ****!"
2006-10-26 07:34:29 · 29 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Call the forest ranger! Some weirdo is harassing the wildlife!
2006-10-26 07:36:50 · answer #1 · answered by ax2usn 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I always thought that little hood chick was a bit annoying, and now I have proof! Funny !
2006-10-26 07:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-26 07:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I`m late in response & it is an old joke so ...2/10
2006-10-27 02:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...funny
2006-10-26 07:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by smithy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cowboy! You are my new person to watch for! I almost cry at your jokes! Thank you so much! Keep them coming!
2006-10-26 07:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Best joke I've heard in years!
2006-10-26 07:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like you jokes Cowboy, you make me giggle
2006-10-26 08:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by pinky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good one I must say.
2006-10-26 08:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-26 07:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by Cesar G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋