One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
2006-10-26 07:29:45 · 18 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get
scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
m arried, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
2006-10-26 10:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by rowdy7802 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh that's hilarious. thanks for the laugh.
So it was spring time and all the dogs were in heat and little Tommy saw this happening and asked his mom what was going on. She told him simply that they were making puppies. A time goes by and while playing outside with his friends Tommy gets knocked over and one of the neighbor dogs "tackles" him while he's down and Tommy screams "NO< I DON'T WANT TO HAVE PUPPIES!!!"
2006-10-26 07:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by mamatoshreksboys 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL very good, id better tell my daughter to stay away from boys in tree's :-)
2006-10-26 07:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by TwiceShyGuy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
this does not bode well for Momma ... isn't that a CPS worker knocking on the front door?!
2006-10-26 07:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by ax2usn 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol like it i bet the mother was mad though.
2006-10-26 07:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Laura Pick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO.....that was super funny....thank you for the laugh.....lololol
2006-10-26 07:59:55 · answer #6 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 07:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh snap...that was pretty funny!
2006-10-26 07:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol well funny
2006-10-26 07:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by lisa h 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oldies but goldies....
Shouldcatch this pervert and shoot him where it needs!! lol
2006-10-26 07:33:57 · answer #10 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋