The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
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2006-10-26 07:27:59 · 12 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres the rest
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Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2006-10-26 07:28:17 · update #1
lol heard that joke before but i still laugh at it.
2006-10-26 07:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by Laura Pick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, that is not the funniest I've heard, but I guess you enjoyed it! Have a good day!
2006-10-26 07:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
kinda a stretch, but not bad, 4/10
2006-10-26 07:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol....can't a prisoner escape for god sake!!!
nice one...lol
2006-10-26 07:42:12 · answer #4 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny funny!!
2006-10-26 08:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 07:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha very funny
2006-10-26 16:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you forgot to ad....then it fell off and she cried.
2006-10-26 07:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
let it go like
2006-10-26 08:07:48 · answer #9 · answered by helen 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
kinda lame!
2006-10-26 07:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by Texas Made! 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋