1) When you rearrange "new door" you get one word.What is the word?
2) The coach was talking about his team.3 made home run hits.2 were with bases loaded.The score was 9-0 and not a single man crossed home plate.How is this?
3) Every year for ten years, a tree doubles its size.How long will it take for the tree to reach half its final height?
4) There is a busy street and an orphan is
standing on one side of the road, and the
orphan's parents are on theother.How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?
5) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't
have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?
6)If Cingular wireless called you and told you
that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now,
what would you do?
7)There are 3 words in the dictionary that end
in -gry.One is angry.Another is hungry.What is
the 3rd word.
8)There is a pine tree.If the wind is blowing
north, what way r the leaves facin
2006-10-20
08:39:13
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1) Rood wen (new door bakewards!)
2) It wuz a female game (duh!)
3) There is no "half"
4) Orphans don't have parents (double duh!)
5) Well, first of all, the husband is already dead...
6) Say Bite me, B*tch
7) Impossible to do that!
8) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have thistles!!!!!!
2006-10-20 08:50:27
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answer #1
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answered by Mimi C 3
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4. An orphan does not have PARENTS.
5. A widow has no HUSBAND.
8. A pine tree has no leaves...only NEEDLES.
7. I believe there are plenty of words that end in -gry...just can't think of them right now.
1.ONE WORD
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6. If cingular is WIRELESS then they should have nothing to do with ur home phone.
2006-10-20 10:31:50
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answer #2
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answered by SUGA 3
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1. 'one word'
2. It was a female team
3. Ten years. (i didn't get the beginning very well)
4. Orphans don't have parents.
5.Her husband is dead, she's a widow.
6. Cingular is for wireless, not home phones
7. Dictionary
8.It doesn't have leaves
2006-10-20 08:59:58
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answer #3
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answered by c_mitu89 3
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1)woodren
2)The team wasn't playing baseball. But kickball and no one crossed home plate because there not at home with a plate.
3)Half of how long it lives
4)The orphan's parents are dead
5)If shes a widow why does she have a husband
6)Cingular doesnt make you pay every 24 hours
7)pedigry
8)Pine trees don't have leaves
2006-10-20 08:57:11
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answer #4
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answered by poker man 2
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1/ ha ha. You get "one word"
2/ they were all married
3/ MOOT! won't know until tree dies
4/if the kid is an orphan then there are no parents
5/a widow's husband would already be dead
6/wonder how they could call if I was on the phone
7/ ?tricky? How about Augry
8/a pine tree doesn't have leaves it has needles.
2006-10-20 08:49:41
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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1) one word
2) all of the men were married or had a partner or they were a team of girls.
3) ten years... the tenth yr is the last it will grow
4) orphans have no parents
5)widows hubbies are dead
6) they do cell fones not home fones
7)this has been answered most thouroughly by one person before and there are many answers.. one is dictionary.
8)pine trees have needles not leaves.
2006-10-20 08:51:40
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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1~ one door...duh!
2~ They were married
3~ 9 years
4~ Orpans don't have parents
5~ Widows don't have husbands
6~ Cingular is wireless not home
7~ What...(last sentence doesn''t have a "?")
8~pine trees don't have leaves
2006-10-20 09:05:32
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answer #7
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answered by Megan P 1
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3) 5 yrs.
4)Orphans don't have parents
5)a widow doesnt have a husband
6)Cingular wirelees doesnt own home phones
8)pine trees dont have leaves
2006-10-20 08:43:45
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answer #8
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answered by mnymn177 3
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1)
2) the team was a woman's team
3)9 years
4)he's an orphan so he has no parents
5)hshe's dead
6)they do cell phones so they can't charge you for your home phone
7)three
8)no leaves on a pine tree
2006-10-20 08:46:22
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answer #9
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answered by Greeneyed 7
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2) it was a girls team
3)9 years
4) orphans = no parents
5) widow= no husband
6)singular do not have home phones, so I would laugh
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8)pine trees dont have leaves
2006-10-20 08:58:23
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answer #10
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answered by terra_chan 4
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