The doctor asked, "Why only 3?"
The man said, "Well, Friday my secretary is coming over, Saturday my girlfriend is coming over, and Sunday my wife is coming home from her vacation.
The doc said, "Thats more than I wanted to know, but here's your 3 pills."
A week later the doctor saw the man at the gas station, his arm in a cast, and sling.
The doctor said, "What happened to you? Did the women all find out about one another?"
The man said, "No, Nobody showed up....."
2006-10-20 08:38:53 · 24 answers · asked by phantasy_one 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is what he gets, all comes down to karma babe. I liked it will have to use it.
2006-10-20 08:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What is important is the fact that from around thirty million people suffering from erectile disfunction in the USA and another estimated number of one hundred and seventy five million abroad who are having this disfunction and using these products, only a little part are using Viagra. Viagra has reached this year a total profit of $1,5bn, while the account of money used for these drugs(such as Viagra, Levitra and Cialis) raises up to $6.
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Moreover, a common argument brought in favor of Cialis is the fact that it has more rapid effects than Viagra; The starting process can be reached at approximately sixteen minutes after taking the pill, while the entire process can lead up to twenty four hours or more. In contrast to that, by taking Viagra one may feel the effects after one hour and have them for four hours upmost. Here are some reliable Canadian sources:
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The period of time for blood levels to fall fifty percent for Viagra records four hours, while Cialis makes it up to seventeen hours. This can signify that a twenty five percent of the original doze of Cialis is still in the body at that time.
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2014-04-04 05:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man with self esteem and pride...never wanted to have help from others and trusted his own hands , which have toiled for him throughout his life...but at the later years it seems they too got tired like the man himself !! Good joke and the Poor Man !!
2006-10-20 08:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hi
2006-10-20 08:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by dasiy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whoo Hoo!
2006-10-20 08:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Disgusting, but funny.
2016-05-22 05:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can u imagine if he requested 7pills!! every 3 for 1 arm.......what about the 7th pill !!!
Yoga sessions for him to do his own BJ!!?!?
lmfao!!!
2006-10-20 08:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by A J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...
here's one:
wife - i got him some viagra but it doesnt help
doctor - why not?
wife - he choked on it and now hes got a stiff neck
2006-10-20 08:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2006-10-20 09:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny...but wrong...lol!
2006-10-20 08:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥m.d.p♥♥♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋