There was a widow who needed help with the farm so she decided to get hired help. The only ones who responded to the 'help wanted' ad were a felon and a homosexual. With her personal safety in mind, she hired the latter.
He proved to be a good and thorough worker. There was nothing about his work that displeased her. One day, she told him to take the day off, because she worried that she wroked him too hard.
After a day of leisure, he came back to the farmhouse and found the widow sitting in front of the fire with a wine glass in her hand.
"Take off my shoes and stockings." she told him. Obediently, he pulled them off.
"Take off my blouse." was her next order. Gulping, he did as he was told.
"Take off my skirt." she said. Trembling, he obeyed.
"Now, take my panties off." she said pointedly. The last item was removed.
Then she said, "The next time you wear my clothes to town you're fired!"
2006-10-20 07:44:17 · 8 answers · asked by thezaylady 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!! i was shocked!! for a glance of a second i did not realize it....then when it hitted me!!! i laughed till i woke up my lttle' daughter!!!
wow 11/10 (+1 for being so sarcastic...wtg)
2006-10-20 08:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-20 08:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old jokes really are the best !
2006-10-20 07:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny...lol i had to reread the last line 2x buh i got it....nice
2006-10-20 07:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by iiTz DiiPset 5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. I liked it.
2006-10-20 08:12:00 · answer #5 · answered by meisa777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great. lol
2006-10-20 07:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by Invisible 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is too funny!!!
2006-10-20 07:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Good 1!!!
2006-10-20 07:49:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋