Finnegan is on his deathbed. His best friend Seamus is by his side looking for any last sign of consciousness. Abruptly, Finnegan awakens and asks, "are ye there, Seamus?"
"Aye," is the reply. "Right here, Finn. Is there anything I can get for ye?"
"Yes, Seamus. There is." Seamus awaits with bated breath.
"Y'know that bottle of Irish whiskey that's been atop me mantle for the last 12 years?"
"Aye. I know the one," Seamus says with a glint in his eye.
"I want you to do me a favor when I'm deed and buried and th' worms are crawlin' through me bones."
"Anythin', Finn. You can count on your best friend."
"Seamus, would ye take that bottle of beauty and pour it over me grave?"
Seamus hesitated a moment, then said, "of course, Finn. I'll do it for ye....but...would ye mind if I pass it through me kidneys first?"
2006-10-20 07:36:13 · 6 answers · asked by Finnegan 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
me irish eyes are smilin
2006-10-20 07:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Shayna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-20 14:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome
2006-10-20 15:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by Irish ME 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2006-10-20 14:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2006-10-20 15:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by meisa777 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that one sucked.
2006-10-20 14:43:00 · answer #6 · answered by ineedsomecoffeenow 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋