A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the Hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I am very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture".
"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?".
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."
2006-10-20 07:24:48 · 9 answers · asked by Eliz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my! You didn't catch the name of that health plan, did you?
; )
2006-10-20 07:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
truly hilarious i need the name of the health plan and the hospital ,also the name of the nurse for my old man lol lol lol
2006-10-20 07:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank god for coverage
2006-10-20 08:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
were u having the same problem?
2006-10-20 07:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by HelldogAssassin5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe naughty but nice...
2006-10-20 07:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
2006-10-20 07:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-20 07:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by m.p. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-20 07:49:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mommie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny.
2006-10-20 07:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by Krystal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋