A man hired a blond to paint his porch. He left her with the buckets of paint and went inside.
A few hours later, she came inside, declaring that not only was the job completed, but she had plenty of paint left over so she gave a second coat.
The man was pleased with the thouroghness of her work until she added, giggling, "By the way, it's not a Porch. It's a Mercades."
2006-10-20 07:17:41 · 7 answers · asked by thezaylady 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's messed up but very funny! That will teach him to do the job himself. HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!
2006-10-20 07:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-10-20 14:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have kicked her brains out but it was funny.
2006-10-20 14:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! 10/10!!!!!! LOL!
2006-10-20 14:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2006-10-20 18:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean...Short...Funny...What more do i need???
2006-10-20 15:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it!
2006-10-20 14:38:42 · answer #7 · answered by Mommie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋