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2006-10-19 07:36:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
maybe she should cut her losses take what money is offered, then go down to the pub and get TOTALLY LEGLESS!!!!!
2006-10-22 03:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by bluebell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will everybody please realise that Paul McCartney isn't some kind of saint? Theres no smoke without fire and we have to remember that he has been living in the cult of celebrity since the 60's - bound to turn anyone a bit loopy. Most people can put a nice smiley face on for the public...
As for Heather, yes, she is scheming but if she were a man she would probably be described as 'determined'. The leg jokes are a bit much. It can't have been much fun for her being ran over by a police motorcycle and having her leg amputated at the scene. All this while in her 20's.
Both of them are equally dislikable but Paul should have had the sense to sign a pre-nuptial agreement and he wouldn't be in half as much mess. The idiot.
2006-10-20 01:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what I heard, Paul is give Heather a Plane as part of the divorce settlement, apparently she wants 4 inches taken off!
2006-10-21 01:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ben N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She needs to be a Carmel Apple
There's a woman with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a Halloween party. She doesn't know what costume to wear to hide her head and her leg so she writes to a fancy costume company to explain the problem.
A few days later she receives a parcel with a note "Dear madame, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as pirate". The woman thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized her wooden leg and so she writes a letter of complaint.
A week passes and she receives another parcel and a note, which says "Dear Madame, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part". Now the woman is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing her wooden leg to emphasizing her bald head and she writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.
The next day she receives a small parcel and a note which reads "Dear Madame, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your *** and go as a caramel apple!"
2006-10-19 07:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by Chris P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Ting Tong,
Being a mono peded person I take umbrage at your poking fun at Heather (otherwise known as Millyuno) to her friends) I think your question is detached and stunted. Your prosthetic approach is neither asked for nor wanted. I'm a bit pegged out now so I'm off.
She actually has done alot of hard work before she met Paul for people with Prosthetic need. Especially young girls who find it hard to come to terms with their disability. And people in need of prosthetics in poor or down trodden community's.
2006-10-19 09:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by : 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously from the very beginning I knew she would be a money hungry gold digging witch, to put it nicely! but seriously Sir Paul should have known - 30 year+ age difference. you see it all the time these days, it is really quite pathetic. It is women like her that give the rest of us a bad wrap, just marrying for money and status, or try to gain more fame and popularity to kick start their careers ( Katie Holmes)
2006-10-19 08:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her leg is the least of her problems,in the most recent picture I saw of her she is becoming a hard faced tranny. Lay off the plastic surgery Heather.
2006-10-20 01:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive never heard of a divorce settlement while a guy has to helps his x spouse's charities. She ought to have stored her mouth close aside from being grasping she is a bad public speaker.
2016-12-08 17:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Ting tong< if you can get your man to open a chinese in his east london flat then I'm sure Heather can claim her 30 billion forture.....after all, at least she has a Pu**ey!
2006-10-19 12:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get the joke but i heard heather is going to court against her ex husband cause he is apparantly violent. but don't judge before knowing the full story. (including both sides of the story)
2006-10-19 07:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and her socks go twice as far
she swims around in circles
can get her leg over at 50 paces
yes, ive only got one leg..so paul, if your reading this..give me 500.000 quid and we can do away with all the grief, the sham marriage, etc...
and for gods sake, shoot the frog, and get back into the studio...
2006-10-19 07:40:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋