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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said,
"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said,
"I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"

So the first fellow did just that.

The next day his buddy asked,
"Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"

2006-10-15 07:07:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

lmao. Just what I needed to make my hang over headache throb worse from laughing so hard!

2006-10-15 07:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0 0

Guess she wasn't so good at keeping secrets - Wonder if she visited the first guy's buddy!!

2006-10-15 07:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by cat lady 5 · 0 0

no i don't think its ok but that joke was really funny
maybe instead of cheating on her you could dress up as other people maybe she thinks the sex is boring too

2006-10-15 11:20:05 · answer #3 · answered by nice girl 1 · 0 0

I guess, it sounds a little exciting but that's a funny story!!!!

2006-10-15 07:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0 0

LMAO!! That's great! Sounds like something I'd do. great joke citizen!!

2006-10-16 02:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0 0

lol
Very Funny!

2006-10-15 13:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

hahahahahahahaha thats funny..lol

2006-10-15 07:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by K to D@ Fr3@kin' C 2 · 0 0

According to this joke. I would say why not?

2006-10-15 07:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by nalaredneb 7 · 0 0

Very funny :)

2006-10-15 07:09:51 · answer #9 · answered by triniqueen40 4 · 0 0

lol..... I fell out of my chair on this one

2006-10-15 07:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by Phantom Chaos 2 · 0 0

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