She was soooooooooooooo blonde...
... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
... she thought General Motors was in the Army.
... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
... she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
... under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
... she tried to drown a fish.
... she tripped over a cordless phone.
... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it
said "concentrate".
... she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
... she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
... they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
... at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".
... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
... it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
... she studied for a blood test-and failed.
... she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
... she sold the car for gas money.
... when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
... she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
... when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."
The librarian replies, "This is a library."
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."
2006-10-15 06:48:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
any others
2006-10-15 18:37:25 · update #1
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land.
When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
2006-10-21 22:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes cone out of a department store and go into the parking lot to go home. Upon arrival they see that they have locked their keys in the car. One blonde scrambles to break into the car to retrieve the keys as the other looks at the menacing clouds in the sky and says, "hurry up and gey the door open, it's gonna rain and we left the top down!"
2006-10-15 08:14:10 · answer #2 · answered by due 6/30/10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, those are great.
Here's mine.
A blonde decides to go shopping, and she unwillingly walks into the YMCA. She looks around and, instead of the latest fashion, jewelry and perfume lines, she sees young boys working on their computers, making pacts in their rooms, eating meals in the cafeteria, and even playing sports in the gymnasium. The blonde gets confused and goes to see the head of operations.
"Excuse me," she says, "but I've looked all around here and I don't see any fashionable clothes or anything else to buy. What's wrong with you? I think you need to fix your sign."
The head looks unimpressed. "Fix our sign?" he asks. "What are you, stupid? This isn't a department store."
"But this should be!" the blonde insists. "Didn't you guys just misspell Macy's?"
2006-10-15 06:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde women were sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(near ohio) woman 1: What's closed...Ohio or the moon? Woman 2:Well,duh,I can see the moon!
2016-05-22 04:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome. heres a blonde joke for ya...
why did the blonde girl have bruises on/around her belly button?
cause she was with a blonde guy
2006-10-15 07:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by Jeppy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, I like that last one. I thought it was the "polish sausage" joke. But this one is better.
2006-10-15 06:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From where did u get all this stuff abt Blond..
ne how great Work ...
2006-10-15 07:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
davewriter2003 what dos LMFAO meen
2006-10-19 07:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by Ilean Dover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool jokes.. a nice laugh..
2006-10-15 07:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by meme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
2006-10-15 06:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Chair 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋