2006-10-15 06:24:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have personal reasons for not attending church.
2006-10-15 08:56:17 · answer #1 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got seen many loopy issues. the main craziest ingredient i can undergo in innovations is whilst the preacher accused me of smoking interior the female's bathing room. i become not in charge. i did not do it yet I knew who did. besides the preacher have been given throughout my case in front of 50 or so human beings. Then I stood up and denied it. He stored on humiliating me and speaking with regard to the track I listened to whilst i become at abode. Now i become in simple terms 14 and my mom even stood up and defended me. My appropriate-chum become the only that delivered the cigarettes to church, her and yet another chum had smoked interior the bathing room. It become a night i did not even bypass to church. I had actual stole the cigarettes that day. Boy could I pay for that! yet i did not even bypass to church that night. I had no concept they could carry them to church. i could never have smoked there. i become afraid that i could have have been given in very undesirable worry. besides after the preacher stored putting me down in front of the finished congregation he could not pontificate. They sung a track, prayed and church become over. He went to the lower back door to shake my hand as i become leaving. I stated no, i could not shake his hand i become so harm. He then pushed me with the two arms out the front door. I went outdoors, take a seat interior the automobile and cried.
2016-11-23 13:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was young my cousin & I wanted to try an experiment. We wanted to see if we yawned if it catch on so to speak. It did! The preacher was doing his sermon and over half of the congragtion there yawned too after they saw us doing it.
It was all we could do to keep from LOL and I almost peed in my pretty little dress because of it.
When it was all said & done even the preacher yawned twice!
Next time your in a crowd try it. Maybe we shouldn't have done it in church but that's when the spirit moved us. :)
2006-10-15 06:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the craziest, but the most embarrassing, was singing the wrong verse at the top of my lungs.
2006-10-15 06:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was singing in the choir and I busted out laughing at a girl who sang the loudest and couldn't hit a note with a rock.
2006-10-15 06:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Myself and my g/f Judy picked our burgers and put them on the ladies fur coat that was sitting in front of us. We were 6 yrs old.
2006-10-16 13:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took this boys virginity on the alter of our new church before we started having masses there after we stole some communion wine does that count
2006-10-15 06:43:22 · answer #7 · answered by vampire lover 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
draw on the pews... but i ws like five years old. ive seen a homeless lady wave her arms around in church.
2006-10-15 06:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.. Probably sang the wrong song, or started at the wrong time.
2006-10-15 06:25:18 · answer #9 · answered by ♂spakarun♂ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Farted loudly. And it was on Easter Sunday too!
It was during a prayer and silence.
So I sat in my own pew. get it? HAHAHAHA!
2006-10-15 08:54:29 · answer #10 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋