2006-10-05 16:34:09 · 6 answers · asked by neesam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and no this is not for the mtv show. its for me and my friends to crack on eachother and ive run dry
2006-10-05 17:32:50 · update #1
yo mumma is so ugly ure dad has to take her to work just so he dosent have to kiss her goodbye
Your mamma’s so fat when she took a shower her feet didn’t get wet
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat were in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on laybuy.
2006-10-05 16:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by not so perfect 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I know a few.
*Yo Momma's so stupid if brains were taxed she'd get a rebate.
*Yo Momma's so stupid she has both oars in the water but they're on the same side of the boat.
*Yo Momma's so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thought's you'd get back change.
*Yo Momma's so skinny she can't find her a** with two hands and a periscope.
*Some drink from the fountain of knowledge Yo Momma only gargled.
2006-10-05 16:58:01 · answer #2 · answered by freebird103 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo momma's a fat bi*tch with a pimply mustache & a*sscrack hair stickin out the back of her spandex pants.
yo momma smells like a*ss & vomited up cow diarrhea
yo momma looks like someone took big shirley's face, mixed it with a zit infested hairy a*ss, & stuck the goodyear blimp to the neck as a body.
2006-10-05 17:13:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
yo mama jokes are lame
2006-10-05 18:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
- your mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked.
2006-10-06 15:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 wat r u tryin out 4 yo momma on mtv lmao!!
2006-10-05 17:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by frankyguerra 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋