Hi all. My Mommy and her boyfriend got back together. I found out when I arrived home from work today. Well, he slithered back into our trailer this afternoon, swooned her with her favorite gifts from the $1 store you know....body lotions, hair clips, photo albums, sponges, scented douches, candles, plastic figurines of children and angels. Well, she fell back in love with him. Now, on Sundays Mommy makes me hamburger helper, corn on the side, white bread and juicy juice. I was expecting it when I got home. But what were we having??? Mommy's boyfriends' favorite! Chuckwagon steak, peas, mashed potatoes and baked apples. I was fuming! Well, her boyfriend pizzed me off right away by making fun of me. I walk in and he says "Hey Buddy Wolf!" Then he proceeds to cry like a wolf, with head movements and all. I told him to suck my d*ck and lick my balls. Well, Mommy got irate and told me to go to my room. I'm so mad. I can hear them having sex right now. I am 31 years old. Should I move out??
2006-10-01 16:19:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Mommy , Juicy Juice , 31 years old....GET A LIFE..I only hope your just kidding around..Come on now !!
2006-10-01 16:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by Just Dreamin' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding? It sound like you are living "the fabulous life of..."
It couldn't be better if you moved to the Ritz.
P.S.
When Mommy goes to the Piggly Wiggly for more Chuckwagon Steak and Malt liquor kick the boyfriends a22.
2006-10-01 16:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lets see you are 31 and you still call your mother Mommy??? yes you should move out get a life of your own and let your Mother be happy with whom ever she pleases. you want your favorite meal cook it yourself or find a nice woman to cook it for you. You sound very jealous of your mother and her boyfriend maybe you should see some one about that. Good Luck
Move Out !!
2006-10-01 16:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by stormyjoem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you should move out you're 31.... the only time that u should worry about there relationship is if there is any abuse.if not u are considered a mamas boy
2006-10-01 16:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by slphillips_67 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say stick it out...your mother is probably still claiming you as a dependent and needs that welfare check to buy the beer and pork grinds...do it for your mother.
2006-10-01 16:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, don't move out, just treat him like he's your little brother and give him a wedgie- seeing as how he is younger than you that is.
2006-10-01 16:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by Trip S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
video tape them
2006-10-01 16:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No make videos and sell them....
2006-10-01 16:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow....That's really funny.
2006-10-01 16:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should have moved out a long time ago...!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-01 16:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋