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I have the whole dictionary tatted on my testicle, so let me put some words in your mouth.

2006-09-30 17:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Angel G 2 · 0 0

Best: I bet you $20 that if i ask you for your number, you're going to turn me down. When i heard it, i laughed and even led to a 1 yr r/s. humour is the quality that can attracts girls.

Worse: Do u noe why i am stil single? becoz i haven't met you.

Lousy: I hope u noe CPR, coz you take my breath away.

2006-10-01 00:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by Princess illusion 5 · 0 0

okay here goes.... the worst pick up line ever..... baby, heaven is missing an angel cause your here with me....wink uhhhh

2006-09-30 23:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by peachy 2 · 0 0

Well being a duck somebody asked to eat me

2006-09-30 23:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

2006-10-02 08:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together!

2006-09-30 23:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by PinkHighHeels 4 · 0 0

I'm new in this town can I have directions to your house? Can I put my pipe in your well?

2006-09-30 23:58:41 · answer #7 · answered by Black Like A Tar 4 · 0 0

Worst: "I bet when you walk by the most beautiful flowers, they wilt..... Cause they're jealous."
Best: "How are you?"

2006-09-30 23:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by yraelynaffit 2 · 0 0

do you have an over due library book?
cause you have the words FINE all over you.

2006-09-30 23:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by Love is Patient, Love is Kind ♥ 4 · 0 0

"My [penis] leaves town in five minutes. Be on it."

One reason I stopped going to bars with my friends.

2006-09-30 23:56:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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