She was in the bath tub again, she takes baths all the time, but she didn't get that reference at all.
2006-09-27 04:33:42 · 42 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I'm sure she does get it, you have little man syndrome, don't you? Like a little ankle biter, calling her names...nice, very nice.
2006-09-27 04:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear sausage fingers it's not like you'll understand why your wife doesn't get your humor for the following reasons: You don't have the intellectual capacity to be sensitive...to you it's probably all a big joke! 2nd: with a self given name like Sausage Fingers your brain capacity is probably comparable to your wiener size small, and filled with junk. Whether you fess up to it or not--when you called her tubby you were telling her what you thought of her weight...admit it--- she already knows it! You think she's a bit large---a little tubby. Try to turn your sausage fingers into strong male digits that are capable of stroking her the right way...hold her hand--- tell her you're a jerk, buy her some flowers and tell her how lucky you are that she has stayed with you during this sausage finger, immature phase of your life. And lastly, Einstein , ( oops I mean Sausage Fingers ), she does get your humor that's why she isn't talking to you.
2006-09-27 05:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are trying the bath thing as an excuse, you know the word tubby in general is meant fat! You need to apologise to your wife immediately, or she just may lock you out of the bathroom.
2006-09-27 04:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by getting warmer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should know better than to call a woman anything but thin and gorgeous! Maybe instead of taking baths she should hang out in the trash can. Then she can be trashy. OR just stick her on the roof and call her roofy...
I am SO not creative today...=0(
2006-09-27 04:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Majority of women are so insecure it seems. When they married the man of their dreams, (you) they expected everything to be perfect in their mind, like weight, passions, love, sex, looks and appearance. It was hard for me in the first few years of my marriage to learn to tell her that she was fine and great for me, even if she really don't look like the latest playgirl or virgin (?) co-ed at the university. It may be honest to say "tubby", but what they really need to hear is that you still love them, and not the other woman, regardless of appearance, or what have you. It's still a miracle I'm still married to her.
2006-09-27 04:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly because we don't want our lover boys thinking anything is unattractive to them. I'm sure she took it to mean fat when you really didn't mean fat. You need to explain to her that you weren't being mean just joking around and using a tub reference. NOW my husband told me the first time he met me he thought I was homely when what he meant was unkempt which is just as bad. He didn't like my long hair etc. Why do you guys feel the need to tell us anything other than I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen?
2006-09-27 04:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she's not talking to you because she busy daydreaming about "straying" on her way to work to the tub store so she can pick out a jacuzzi for you to buy her. Then you can both be tubby. lol
2006-09-27 05:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, sometimes you just have to spell it out. That was a pretty +1 step bit of humour, wasnt it? Just offer to cook a nice dinner tonight - or better yet, take the old girl out for a slap up meal. She was over-reacting a bit though, wasn't she? Take this as a warning: don't make any double-meanings when your missus is in the bath. Period.
2006-09-27 04:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by Leo B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When women have issues with their body (like most of US do)we tend to take fat jokes serious. Dont ask why, we just do.:)....the damage is done....so now I suggest you make it up to her by pampering her. Send her some flowers to work, tell her your sorry about the misunderstanding .....ask her to join you for a romantic evening........maybe give her the address of the place were you want to meet up with her......a nice romantic restaurant.....after that....take her back home. Have the room set up already with candles and rose petals on the bed.....oils....little things like that.....giver her a nice massage and take it from there. Hopefully this will work for you.......you cant go wrong with a romantic evening and flowers.....when you make a small boo boo. Good luck! Hope this helps :)
2006-09-27 05:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude c'mon man. You should have thought about that before you said it. The only thing to do now is spend some money and alot of beggin'. You know how women feel about their weight. Your either a newlywed or just a really out of touch guy.
2006-09-27 04:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by truthbetold 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was probably thinking that you were meaning she is fat. But hey at least shes clean and likes to take baths. Thats more than some women. lol
2006-09-27 05:06:39 · answer #11 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋