IF YOU WERE IN THE RESTROOM AT WORK TAKING A GREAT LEAK AND YOUR BOSS RUNS IN. HE'S ON HIS CELL PHONE WITH A TOP CLIENT AND HE RUNS INTO ONE OF THE STALLS. HE SITS DOWN AND HIS @$$ ERUPTS IN A VIOLENT EXPLOSION OF FECES!! ALL THE WHILE HE IS GROANING WHILE HE'S STILL ON THE PHONE WITH THE CLIENT!!!! WHAT DO YOU DO????
2006-09-26 03:34:27 · 17 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would page the lady you love so much to the rest room, STAT, and tell her see, this is what happens when you eat too many BIG MACS. Then tuck lil retardo back in, zip up, and go merrily skipping down the hall back to work.
2006-09-26 06:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stand up on the top of the urinal, and piss over the top of the stall. Hopefully the piss will short out his cell phone, and cause him to be electrocuted. Then when rescuers arrive, they'll know the nastiness of what he did, because the evidence will still be coiled up in the pot underneath him...then the rumors will start and you will have single handedly destroyed the legend of your boss...but on the bright side you'll probably be promoted because of the immediate vacancy left by him. Just don't shiat in public though.
2006-09-26 10:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by taterhog mung-flower 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the most obvious answer would be to hold your breath and laugh/ or gag whatever comes first after you leave the bathroom. A great leak???? Like it is better than a usually one???
2006-09-26 10:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by La Dee Da 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would finish my business and get out of there fast for fear of the stench bomb that was about to assault my nose, never saying anything about it to the boss.
2006-09-26 10:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by nido_tr3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try 2 keep from laughing my @ss off
2006-09-26 10:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Happi @ss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha I'd have to laugh. Then tell everyone in the office :)
2006-09-26 10:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Tigress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would leave the restroom
2006-09-26 10:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget about me. What would that poor CLIENT do??
2006-09-26 10:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh my A$$ off because that is funny as hell yet triffleing at the same time
2006-09-26 11:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by K-Dubb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get myself a new Job??
2006-09-26 10:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by Legion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋