2006-09-21 21:53:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I was an orange I used to feel your lips when you ate me
2006-09-21 22:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by universal 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya.. they scream when u peel the skin off.. they screech and yell and struggle to break free as u seperate each flake n pop it into ur mouth.. the screams slowly die down as u grind them to pulp between ur teeth...
whew! poor things... think twice before u eat them in the future
2006-09-21 22:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think so but hell who cares !
we love Oranges so we eat them . I guess that's called tough love !hahahaha
2006-09-22 11:38:42 · answer #3 · answered by Dreamy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*takes an orange and drop kicks it across the room*
Well it didn't say ouch, so I guess not!
2006-09-21 22:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that I know of but I know pears do and so do tomatos. And dont even try to mess around with vegtables....
2006-09-21 21:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by Taurus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Now don't go about bruising them!
Your friend, Laila
2006-09-21 21:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by Laila 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no only the blondes ..... hehehe
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads
2006-09-21 22:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, anything with a "skin" has feelings.
2006-09-21 21:56:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. And they are suing you right now too.
2006-09-21 23:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, why the crap do you luv oranges so much?
2006-09-21 21:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋