I enjoy putting it under the armrests of the furniture as mock boogers so that the real nose-pickers are too intimidated to wipe their slime there while I'm up getting them tea and crumpets.
My friend Dave Wormsely is such an avid nose-picker that when the blind put their hands under his coffee table, they think they're reading braille in a foreign language.
2006-09-21 01:00:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Heck, yea! You can always do the "Look at me, I'm possesed and spitting pea soup while my head spins around" like the little girl from The Exorcist.
2006-09-20 10:16:16
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answered by Answer Schmancer 5
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It makes excellent toothpaste for the guest bathroom.
2006-09-21 03:30:45
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answered by bunjibear777 4
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Piratical jokes defiantly!
2006-09-20 10:23:05
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answered by wildkitten1982 1
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Fashionable bathtub caulk.
Oh, wait. It is already that color.
Oh, great. Now I dropped my sandwich in it.
2006-09-20 10:30:36
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answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6
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Spill it on the floor and blame the dog so your kid will have to clean it up...
2006-09-20 10:18:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Ewww
Throw it in the trash
2006-09-20 11:00:30
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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concrete driveway patch
2006-09-20 10:16:19
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answered by Ron B. 7
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spackle for the walls would be a good one.
2006-09-20 10:15:26
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answered by bobbie21brady 5
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door stopper
2006-09-20 10:16:12
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answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4
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