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I enjoy putting it under the armrests of the furniture as mock boogers so that the real nose-pickers are too intimidated to wipe their slime there while I'm up getting them tea and crumpets.

My friend Dave Wormsely is such an avid nose-picker that when the blind put their hands under his coffee table, they think they're reading braille in a foreign language.

2006-09-21 01:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heck, yea! You can always do the "Look at me, I'm possesed and spitting pea soup while my head spins around" like the little girl from The Exorcist.

2006-09-20 10:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0 0

It makes excellent toothpaste for the guest bathroom.

2006-09-21 03:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0 0

Piratical jokes defiantly!

2006-09-20 10:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by wildkitten1982 1 · 0 0

Fashionable bathtub caulk.

Oh, wait. It is already that color.

Oh, great. Now I dropped my sandwich in it.

2006-09-20 10:30:36 · answer #5 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0 0

Spill it on the floor and blame the dog so your kid will have to clean it up...

2006-09-20 10:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ewww
Throw it in the trash

2006-09-20 11:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

concrete driveway patch

2006-09-20 10:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0 0

spackle for the walls would be a good one.

2006-09-20 10:15:26 · answer #9 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0 0

door stopper

2006-09-20 10:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0 0

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