anything goes. what ever you think is funny
2006-09-20 10:03:41 · 14 answers · asked by Poser, Scene, Emo Kid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK I'm a blonde and I have some blonde jokes for you. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M company? She was throwing out all the W's. OK how can you tell that a blonde has been on the computer? By the white out on the screen. What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes? An interupter. A blonde went into a beauty shop to get her hair cut. She had headphones on. The beautician told her that she would have to take her headphones off so that she could do her hair. The blonde replied that if she took the headphones off that she would die. The beautician told her that she would be fine. Just please take the headphones off. The blonde asked again if she was sure that she would be okay. The beautician re-assured her that she would be fine. The blonde then took the headphones off. The beautician started cutting and fixing her hair. Next thing they knew the blonde was not breathing and dead in the chair. The manager put on her headphones and they heard a voice saying Breath in....Breath Out. LOL LOL hope you enjoy them
2006-09-20 10:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by Marenight 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and you shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to you to bring a smile on your face.
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2006-09-21 11:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
In 2001, five times more money was spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Presumably, we can predict that in thirty years there will be a great number of people walking around with huge breasts and erections, unable to remember what to do with them.
2006-09-20 17:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by mama_bears_den 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the "Ding" and out on the "Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
2006-09-20 17:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by DEANPLAYS 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher!!
2006-09-20 17:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
sorry i need a good laugh too, so i am just going to wait and see what others put.
2006-09-20 17:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look in the mirror. That's f*cking hilarious!
2006-09-20 17:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by Stryker 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How many minorities does it take to make a water sprinkler?
5 Mexicans
1 Asian
A lot of black people:
s p i c k s p i c k s p i c k s p i c k s p i c k c h i n k, niga-niga-niga-niga-niga-niga-niga
2006-09-20 17:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by TrainerMan 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
My bank account balance is hilarious...want to see? lol
2006-09-20 17:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by empress_pam 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um... yea. Did i just make u laugh?
2006-09-20 17:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥QT♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋