2006-09-17 10:40:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
They both have grey hair????
They both have smirks on their grins???
They both do a lot of running??
I give up.
2006-09-17 10:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Cassie 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Wow you truly hate Bush don't you? First of all, it is obvious that you have no religion from your comment of "talking to God;" therefore, I must say that you probably have very little morals and philosophy about life. Also, saying someone believes in war is saying someone believes in death. Nobody truly WANTS war. War is a means to protect or better a group of people. HOW a leader chooses to act during war is what separates the good leaders from the bad; therefore, Bush and Bin Laden are far from similar in that area. Next, regarding "talking to God," if you are going to say that Bush=Bin Laden and vice versa because they "talk to God," then you are putting down every religion and setting up the equation as such: Christians, Catholics, Muslims, Jews..etc=Bin Laden.
Please, get an education, get the facts, and then we can talk. Until then, good luck in America...but may I ask, if you hate our leader so much, why are you still here? There are certainly many other countries you may go to in the world....what is wrong with places like North Korea, the Phillipines, Nigeria, France....oh wait, that's right, they don't have the freedoms and liberty we have in America....Please stop giving Americans a bad name and teach yourself something important about life.
Thank you and may God Bless America and George W. Bush.
2006-09-17 11:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by babylove 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
They both can do the funky chicken like you wouldn't believe... And actually, that is how the feud between these two figure heads began... Let me take you back to 1978... Funky Chicken Finals- Paris France. A young Bin Laden and Bush meet for the first time. The two, after weeks of competition, meet in a head to head, no holds bare, final gold match of the Funky CHicken Playoffs...
Now, what Bin Laden didn't know was this- Bush's head coach- Dick 'Funken Down Chicken Chaser' Cheney had been spiking Bush's grape juice with steriods during the regular season and the playoff run. As a result, Bush's Funky Chicken would kick into overdrive, and blew the judges mind... And then, on November 15, 1978 at 8:58pm- the final match began.
Bin Laden had trained his entire life for this one moment. Since his parents where rich, they sent Bin Laden to train with the future riverdance crew in Ireland. Bin Laden mixed the dances together, and even hid streamers in his beard, which he would pull out at the last second... This from the start was a crowd pleaser... He trained in solitude for the next seven years, emerging only to win local Funky CHicken competitions- which where just as huge in the Middle East as they where in America. Hell, it was the 1970's kids, disco was queen, funky chicken the king...
8:59. November 15. 1978.
Bin Laden takes the floor. The music comes over the speakers. Bush steps on the floor. The two men look each other over- and then they begin. Bin Laden trys to keep up w/ bush, but there is no way- since Bush is including head spins in his dance. Bin Laden trys a head spin, and the streamers fall out onto the floor- a huge gasp from the judges and crowd- and Bin Laden is shaken... His big closing surprice is no more, and then he looks up to see Bush dancing like made. Bush dances over to Bin Laden, picks up the streamers, drops his shorts, places the streamers in his butt and shoots them off into the crowd. This raises the crowd and the judges to their feet- and Bin Laden skimpers off to the side... Bush wins it buy a long shot.
It wasn't till a wee bit later, during the medal cermony- that the steriod scandal broke. Bin Laden, angry that Bush took proformance enhancing drugs and his streamers, vowed to get back @ Bush and the country he was representing... The medal was never stripped from Bush- since their was no rules about steriods- and Cheney won the rest of the events until they ended in the early 1980's. But this, and this alone, began the feud between these two numbnuts.
2006-09-17 11:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Ben Laden was never a Bonesman and never will be.
How dare you mention that prince of darkness in the same breath as a bonesman
2006-09-17 10:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Skull&Bones 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously if Bin Laden is even still alive they both want a Holy war.
2006-09-17 10:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Everyone prays, that is certainly nothing new.
Actually our military target militants and terorists. Bin Ladens followers target anybody that doesnt agree with them with the bulk of attacks going towards civilians that cant defend themselves!
2006-09-17 11:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Their families have investement in same companies.
Thier families were the first to fly after 9/11
And I perfectly agree that they both justify killing innocent people for greater good. The difference is that for Bush it is OIL. For Laden I dont know.
2006-09-17 10:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by Amrendra 3 · 4⤊ 4⤋
They are both closely connected to the Saudi Royal Family.
2006-09-17 10:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
nice question, lol.
1. rich and powerful saudi arabian connections
2. belief their side won the cold war
3. belief that the "divine" is on their side
4. both had dealings with the taliban
5. they were both cowering in fear of being attacked on September 11th
6. neither can read English very well
7. neither can speak English very well
8. they are both happy that the war on terror is so bloody
9. they probably both enjoyed the pope's remarks (for different reasons)
10. actually, in reality, bush is brain-dead, OBL is probably really dead
2006-09-17 10:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by Boring 5 · 6⤊ 3⤋
I dont know about that but I do know this, when clinton was president I got laid all the time. I haven't had sex once since bush has been president.
2006-09-17 11:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A LIMERIC i SEEN IN THE TORONTO PAPER THE OTHER DAY i SEEN bUSH AND bIN-LADIN SHACKING HANDS IN A CASINO IN lAS-VAGAS NEXT TO A SLOT MACHINE wAR MAKES GOOD POLITICS iTÈS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
2006-09-17 10:58:53 · answer #11 · answered by Alan B 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋