Can i ask you another question?

Question

Help! Liberals are under my bed!
What do i do?
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Answer 1

You can ask them why they are under your bed. Then you might as well get used to them being there. Unless, you lure them outside with free drinks (if any are Teddy Kennedy) or a free school lunch. When they are outside, you can then point them in the direction of the nearest sand pile so they can stick their heads in it.

Answer 2

Tell them your bed was made by Nestle and is filled with real duck feathers, invite them to a Buddhist meeting, and turn round yourself before they get there.