This is going to sound strange but it's no joke. My wife is overweight to the tune of about 200lbs! I prefer larger women so this is no biggy (no pun intended - ha ha). But seriously, I'm a pretty small guy - I mean overall. I'm about 5.8 and weigh 110lbs.
Here's the perdicament. Because of our size differences we can only do it a few ways. My favorite is from behind or what some call Doggy Style (no pun intended - ha ha - she's actually quite pretty for a bigger girl). Anywho, she feels self conscious when we have relations this way. We've compromised and tryed the following:
I lay on my back on the bed. She then lays on my stomach face up and then slides down. This seems to satisfy her self consciousness issues and it feels great BUT given her weight, I always pass out after about 45 seconds of this. She litterally squeezes me into unconsciousness. I tell her I fell asleep because I don't want to hurt her feelings:) WHAT DO I DO HERE - my wife is going to suffoc
2006-09-12 08:46:20 · 12 answers · asked by Fred Skin 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Don't let her on top of you. You should use doggy style all time so that you make sure your survival after sex.
2006-09-12 09:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by tellmetruth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 21:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds as if you both have a serious lack of oxygen to the brain causing a condition called nonimaginativitis.
Buy a book. Ha-ha.
2006-09-12 08:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Something must be wrong with you and your tool--My 300+ sister got pregnant 4 times by her big fat husband. The both of them can barely move around .... so they've done it at least 4 times...why dont you rent some chubby porn and get some new ideas if you cant wrap your brain around how to work it out.
2006-09-12 08:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by ShaMayMay 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well then dont do it that way
keep experimenting and you will find the right position for the both of you
2006-09-12 08:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If she loves you and knew you loved her she wouldn't feel self conscious of herself around you (including in bed)!! So i really dont have any other advice...
2006-09-12 09:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would not worry about her killing you. I would worry about her killing herself.200lbs over-weight. Get her on a weight-loss program. ASAP. Before you both kick the bucket.
2006-09-12 08:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Try getting on top of her.
2006-09-12 08:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by Xena 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
you have way too much time on your hands to post here just to get your 'jollies' by trying to elicit sexual responses...how about growing up a little...
2006-09-12 08:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Wishfull thinking ,did ya get off wile writing this story.
Be good.
2006-09-12 08:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋