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He was drawing up plans to invent roads.

2006-09-03 14:29:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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His patent papers for the internet blew out of his hand by a storm caused by global warming.

2006-09-03 14:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

To see where Teddy Kennedy parked his car


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2006-09-03 15:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

To escape global warming and invent the internet?

2006-09-03 14:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 8 0

its time for him to meditate away from the onlookers and chant:

1. I am a stupid moron
2. mother earth will curse me for stepping over an ant
3. Curse bush, Hate bush, Kill bush
4. when will I stop mourning my loss of being the president
5. when will people realise I am not stupid
6. what else should I say mother earth?

2006-09-03 15:12:44 · answer #4 · answered by THE GOD IN YOU 1 · 1 1

He saw George Bush coming and thought he was gonna get his a** kicked again.

2006-09-03 17:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by mercury9501 3 · 0 0

He was still looking for the wagon-load of votes Bush stole from him.

I'm sure you are glad that little weasel is now leading us down an entirely different path. It's paved with good intentions and is commonly known as the Road to Hell.

2006-09-03 14:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by Grist 6 · 0 5

because he heard Cheney coming down the street and taking the safety off his gun

2006-09-03 14:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by D. L 2 · 3 0

invent roads?

2006-09-03 14:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

He's a Dem you know he has to flip flop, gotta be on both sides

2006-09-03 14:53:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

He was going to farm stand to get some POTATOES

2006-09-03 14:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by lennie 6 · 2 0

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