2006-09-03 12:30:34 · 12 answers · asked by shut up dummy 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
true, identification cards for the french soldiers only show the back as he is running madly for his life.
2006-09-03 13:01:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Their official magazine is "Soldier of Surrender"
"I would call the French scum bags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum." Dennis Miller
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
2006-09-03 14:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually they have an over-drive reverse gear, but they seem to wear out quickly.
2006-09-03 12:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Dino4747 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I bet the foward gear never gets used
2006-09-03 12:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know about the tanks, but I like your avatar and the reference to Sanford and Son.
2006-09-03 12:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by sheila c 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That must be why they were the first troops into Lebanon after the cease fire. There may not have been many, but they were first.
2006-09-03 12:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't know the French had tanks...
2006-09-03 12:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats funny. I can't say it aint, 'cause it aire.
2006-09-03 13:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is not as funny but it's not bad either.
2006-09-03 12:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by bumpocooper 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
who cares
2006-09-03 12:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by debbie a 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋