2006-09-02 06:44:52 · 18 answers · asked by shut up dummy 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
They do get the 72 virgins, but after blowing their ***** off, there is nothing they can do about it. That is why there are so many virgins available.
2006-09-02 06:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by united9198 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I`m a Muslim and I Believe Suiside Bomber Will Get Nothing In Heaven.. Because Islam Potentially Condemn Suiside.
And 72 Virgins are for those who live peacefully in this Earth, and live his life on the Will Of Allah....
2006-09-02 07:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by PeaceKeeper 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Since Islam condemns suicide and harming others as well as themselves the 72 virgins are a punishment. The get the virgins... but don't get to do anything with them; thats the catch!
2006-09-02 07:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
All of them are named Elizabeth.
Your avatar wanted to join her in heaven nearly every day. In her memory, the 72 virgins took the name Elizabeth.
2006-09-02 07:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a mis-translation of the Koran. What a suicide bomber really gets is one 72-year old virgin.
2006-09-02 06:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
All Jihadists who die go to heaven, and get permits for their relatives to go to heaven too, That's a part of Islam.
For my self I think all those Jihadists received the same 72 old virgins over 1300 years now, which probably means that millions of Jihadists all share these virgins who for some reason all stay virgins. Probably a case of multiple impotence.
2006-09-02 07:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
They have been waiting for the terrorist, but the terrorist are gonna be sorry. The 72 virgins start off with: Hillary, B. Boxer,Nancy Pelosi, Janet Reno, Madeline Not So Bright and the rest of those cold B-----tches.
2006-09-02 07:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you watch Robin Williams 'Live on Broadway' movie, he has an interesting take on the movie, saying that maybe it's not 72 virgins but 72 pissed-off virginians.
2006-09-02 06:46:12 · answer #8 · answered by The Crow 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Google has several images of the Houri (Allah's chosen women)
This is nice
http://www.kerlin.de/chronopia/img/galerie/konzeptarts/houri.jpg
SO: You get to heaven after years of gay muslim sex (not that there is anything wrong or racial about muslim men being 80% gay)
And you meet this sword wielding Zenna that says zip it up Hackgmed I'm keeping my virginity to my self.
Go big Red Go
2006-09-02 07:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by 43 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure I'd want to spend eternity with 72 women too ugly or too mean to get laid in this life.
2006-09-02 06:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by dave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋