You're a redneck if...
-You have more fingers than you do teeth
-You cut your grass and find a car
-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant
-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors
-Your age is higher than your I.Q.
-Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"
-You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."
-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
-You say "Watch this" everytime before you goto the hospital.
-Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.
2006-08-25 14:16:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-If your house is mobile and your car is not....
-if you stack your new tv on top of your old tv....
-if you save your cool whip container to use as tupperware when the family comes over...
-if your door bell plays "dixie"
2006-08-25 14:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
All of your salad bowls have cool whip on the side
you drive backwards really fast to get stuff out of the back of your truck (all jokes are in blue collar comedy tour)
2006-08-25 21:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If..You ever put a racecar on a prayer list
The only "Big Bucks" youll ever come into are on your fireplace
You can tighten a loose screw with your fingernail
Your truck wont fit thru the banks drive thru
2006-08-25 21:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by mianivi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you need to rip of Jeff Foxworthy go rent the Blue collar comedy tour, you might find some new material.
2006-08-25 21:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by thugtwin1@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If when you drive your son to school,you go and sit next to him in k-3.
2006-08-25 21:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by Aubrey Animal Goddess :-) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have five cars in the yard and NONE of them run
2006-08-25 21:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol sounds like my neighbor!!!=0 =)
2006-08-25 21:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your name is buba!
2006-08-25 21:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by yacheckoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-25 21:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋