Im gonna find you a cute joke! Because those always make me feel better!
OKAY FOUND ONE!!
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
2006-08-24 15:29:00
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answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3
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Well there are many ways to look at it..1. it could be worse..2. There are other people having it worse than u. 3. Watch Jerry Springer and see all the idiots that are worse off then you and make yourself feel better..4. (my favorite) Karma! what goes around comes around and when it does it comes back 10 fold..So for all those you have helped it will come back and do good to you. For those who gave you the shaft after helping it will come back and they will wish they would have appreciated your help..It will get better and you will feel better soon. we wouldnt be human without bad days and need some encouragement..So ask anytime we all need some pick me ups sometimes..Stay strong and believe in Karma and hey it will all turn out ok in the end.
2006-08-24 22:31:18
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answered by huesbestbunny 2
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Sorry to hear you've had a bad week - it happens to us all from time to time. It's also how we learn and grow. If everything always went our way then we would not have the challenges in life that enable us to learn about others and (most importantly) ourselves. Obstacles are stepping stones - unfortunately this does not become clear until later on.
Be thankfull for even the smallest things you have in life - these are the things that matter. You have shelter, can feed yourself and obviously have computer access - and you can use it! There are many on this planet who do not even have these things... things which we take for granted too easily.
Hope your week gets better (it will...) and know that growth is ALWAYS for the better!
2006-08-24 22:33:15
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answered by soulgirl76 4
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The sun will come out tomorrow....That was so lame but I couldn't think of anything else encouraging to say. The week is almost over at least and if you think positive, this could end up being the best weekend of your life and the bad week before won't matter anymore!
2006-08-24 22:35:43
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answered by ladylunamina 3
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Hang in there dude, we all have those times. It seems no matter what you do,..it's wrong. No matter how hard you try,..it's not good enough,..right? Sometimes we can try to hard and not even know it. Just sit back and let things go however they will go. Stop worrying yourself with anything other than what it is that makes you happy. Things will get better, the bad times will pass. good luck and keep your chin up.
2006-08-24 22:32:48
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answered by juslookin 5
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Keep up the good work! Good karma happens! Yours will come! Remember! Patience is a virtue!
What goes around comes around! Just remember that the next time you get the shaft -k-?
2006-08-24 22:27:51
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answered by Caffiene Junkie 4
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yes you had a bad week.... but u can try to make it good as well by looking things in a different angle i.e positively. There must be some things to be happy about..... not everything is bad is it?
who says life is a smooth journey, not everything will go ur way so ya.... take care! hope and pray ur next week is better! lol''Pp
2006-08-24 22:28:40
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answered by Anonymous
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You should pat yourself on the back for the help you give others. The reward you get is how you feel about yourself.
In 2 months this day will just be a memory.
2006-08-24 22:28:14
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answered by daljack -a girl 7
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tuff'n up there buddy! tomorrow is a new day. if u think negative then u will only get negative..so its time to make things happen for urself..so go to the mirror n say today is the day i do what i need , need what i do, and what i need to do is get what i want. then wink n say damn i look good. and start ur day out not lettin no one or anything get u down..if someone trys to s.h.i.t on ur day tell them ..hold that thought n walk away.
2006-08-24 22:34:00
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answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7
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Hang in there buddy, life has its ups and downs. Maybe you need to do something that is going to make you feel better about your life. Sign up with Team in Training and go run a marathon. I did it about 3 years ago, it really changed my life.
2006-08-24 22:33:11
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answered by MartMo 2
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