two dead men got up to fight back to back they faced each other then what happened?
2006-08-23 12:58:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
One fine day in the middle of the night,
2. Two dead boys got up to fight,
3. Back to back they faced each other,
4. Drew their swords and shot each other,
5. One was blind and the other couldn't, see
6. So they chose a dummy for a referee.
7. A blind man went to see fair play,
8. A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
9. A paralysed donkey passing by,
10. Kicked the blind man in the eye,
11. Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
12. Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
13. A deaf policeman heard the noise,
14. And came to arrest the two dead boys,
15. If you don't believe this story’s true,
16. Ask the blind man he saw it too!
...jj
2006-08-24 00:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by johnny j 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One dark day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe the story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
There is a longer version i think though!!!
2006-08-23 20:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by Moi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Early one day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their sword and shot one another
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too
2006-08-23 20:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by HotGurrlz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dead men can't get up to fight back to back.'
2006-08-23 20:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drew their swords and shot each other, then a deaf police man heard the noise, went and killed the two dead men
2006-08-23 20:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They both realized that there's no point in fighting since they are
already dead so that both kicked back and smoked weed.
2006-08-23 20:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drew their swords and shot each other.........my god......you dredged up an old memory there!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only - my mother's version used to start with "One bright day - in the middle of the night"
2006-08-23 20:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drew their swords and shot each other, the oldies are the goldies.
2006-08-24 05:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turned around and strangled each other until their heads fell off.
2006-08-23 20:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by luvlynspecial 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They decided to go back to bed and wait until daylight?
They realized they were in different time zones?
LOL :)
2006-08-23 21:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by just julie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋