id share mine but its too vulgar
2006-08-23 06:03:13 · 6 answers · asked by ortheother 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
here is a funny joke
a man has bought anew jeep 4x4 he was so happy with it and took care of it as if it was his daughter, he used to bark it infront of his house,so one night a drunk man was pathing infront of his house,he saw the jeep,he found the mark 4x4 on it so he grapped a rock and scrashed the car writting(=16)beside the mark
so in the morning the man got out of his house heading to his work found it,he went crazy then he ran to a workshop and fixed it.
the next day the same happened and the day after and after so the man got tired of fixing the car so he went to the workshop and asked that they write (=16)beside the mark in a nice way, he thought he was through with the problem.
next day he got out heading for his work as usual he almost had a heart attack he found that the drunk man when he saw the phrase 4x4=16 he scratched the car beside it saying( correct)
i want my 10 points plz
2006-08-23 06:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest joke I've ever heard in my life was that someday I might be "rich" and "famous".
2006-08-23 13:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Tweek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... Now that I think about it, I don't really have a favorite, or funniest, joke. I don't know of one that is extremely funny, there is a dumb one where if someone says Excuse me, you say "Why? Did you fart?" :D
2006-08-23 13:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by BugsToBins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1 about ur momma
2006-08-23 13:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch MTV's YO MAMMA
2006-08-23 13:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by B-Rad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even u can f*** !!!!
2006-08-23 13:04:53 · answer #6 · answered by PIKACHU™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋