For a Long Time, I Have Suspected the Defensive Coordinator on my Varsity Football Team is obsessed With Orgasms. I have no tangible Evidence to Support This Belief, However , I Have Never Been More Sure of Anything in my Life. My Conviction that He is obsessed with Orgasms, is so strong, it serves as a foundation of my own personal spiriturality.
My life is based on my belief, that my defensive coordinator is obsessed with orgasms.
How do I move forward with this going into our young season?
2006-08-20 14:38:28 · 5 answers · asked by SwampDog 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Dude, don't let that ***** above me get you down. People are so unsympathetic.
Your defensive co-ordinator is obsessed with orgasms. You are correct. And this is as good a thing as any on which to build one's personal faith.
I suggest you start small, keeping an eye out for anything that may have value in ritual. Begin with declarations of your faith. Not just broad general declarations but rather ones specific to a situation. "We will win this game, as sure as Coach is obsessed with orgasms." or "I'm going to study for this test like Coach is obsessed with orgasms."
In so doing you are not only focusing your own spirituality, but also demonstrating the very real advantages of your faith to those around you. Do not be surprised as one by one they approach you, wanting to learn more.
Be ready with the answers. Now is a time for reflection and study. Christianity started small too, you'll recall, but now they got their very own Pope. Dream big.
Yours in the Heartfelt Belief that the Defensive Co-ordinator is Obsessed With Orgasms,
mel
2006-08-21 01:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the fact that they arent required to do background checks on ANYONE that works that closely with children is beyond me. like i couldnt even get over that to digest that rest. it is def wrong for him to even think of being a coach knowing he was a registered sex offender and if someone found out ( even though it wasnt against a child) that they no doubt would be concerned and would say something to someone. i don't even know what to say really because if you go to the school board or whoever im sure they are going to tell him he cant coach anymore and its gonna get around hes a registered offender which means him and his family will have to move for sure. the offense wasnt against a child so i guess its kind of a thing that you have to think about the consequences it will do to his family. im not defending him by any means im just saying his offense wasnt against a child (not saying its right against anyone period) and was 15 yrs ago so i dont know. also i heard that sex offenders had too have some kind of sign in their yard that says they are a sex offender so that their neighbors will know? it sounds obsurd but i didnt know if that was true
2016-03-17 00:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all; get a date; second of all stop saying such slimy things on the internet and grow up.
Next again, get a date and stay off of Yahoo answers for a while. You either have little or no personality or are just a sick person who needs help.
Get a date, get a life, and get off of the computer. Your not mature enought to use it. I'm sure your mommy and daddy would love to know what an idiot of a son they have.
2006-08-20 20:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ice4444 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does he jack off before you play? While you are practicing? In public places? If it bothers you as much as it does seek counseling at your school. Talk to them and see where they say to go. Otherwise its really none of your business.
2006-08-20 14:45:28 · answer #4 · answered by ebay_convert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean your mind
2006-08-20 14:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋