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I am not even religious or superstitious. Is this a matter for the Vatican?

2006-08-19 09:09:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

18 answers

Don't touch it that is where It belongs

2006-08-19 09:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by class4 5 · 0 3

I would recommend that you work on your potty training; why would the Vatican be interested in the fact that you sh1t your pants?

Your profile says "I like to ask truly thought provoking questions. I don't mean to offend anyone, but I know it isn't possible not to, so I don't care if you are offended by my questions, or answers. Warning, many of my questions are designed to get critical thinking juices flowing."

If this question, and your previous similar questions on the Virgin Mary and Rush Limbaugh are your idea of "truly thought provoking" and not intended to offend anyone I think you should be institutionalized for your own protection, because you are clearly delusional.

2006-08-19 09:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I guess I'd just stop wearing underwear. I'd also make sure to wash those underwear at the laundry mat so you don't get that mess in your washer and dryer.

2006-08-19 09:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by jamieasue24 2 · 0 0

Contact Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson for them to interpret its meaning.

2006-08-19 13:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by murraystate69 3 · 0 0

Wasn't it the Virgin Mary 10 minutes ago? Maybe you should try those wet wipes.

2006-08-19 09:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I suggest washing you clothes more frequently... like once a week.. which I am confident is more than you do now about 1 a year.
Try this: Accept that Bush is president and move on with your life.
why? Because Bush is president and there is nothing you can do about it.

2006-08-19 09:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by Archer Christifori 6 · 2 1

Sell it on line while the market for them is still hot.

2006-08-19 09:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0 0

Surely this is the second coming... the shroud of George W. has appeared in the **** stains in your draws... ewwwww....

2006-08-19 09:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Put it up on eBay and expect to make a few grand.

2006-08-19 09:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wipe more than 35% of your a ss

2006-08-19 09:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by stoopiddumbface 2 · 2 0

Have some family member show you how to use toilet paper.

2006-08-19 09:23:06 · answer #11 · answered by kristycordeaux 5 · 2 0

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